英语简短小笑话，带翻译？

一、英语简短小笑话，带翻译？

WhoIstheLaziest? ,Tom,Iaskedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoaskyouaquestion.Whoisthelaziestpersoninyourclass? 'tknow,father. ,yes,youdo!Think!Whenotherboysandgirlsaredoingandwriting,whositsintheclassandonlywatcheshowotherpeoplework? ,father.areyoulateforschooleverymorning?timeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-Goslow".

二、求最经典浪漫的英文情话！要短而精的，带翻译的？

陪伴是最长情的告白相守是最浪漫的情话

Companyisthemostlongloveisthemostromanticlove.

陪伴是最长情的告白，

相守是最真实的幸福，

厮守是最长久的答案，

默契是最无声的情话，

思念是最温情的守候，

相爱是最浪漫的结局，

爱你是最美丽的安排，

坚守是最浪漫的求爱，

吃醋是最明显的表白，

时光是我给你的答案。

三、小学四年级的英语谚语，简短并带翻译？

1. All for me，one for all. 人人为我,我为人人。

2. To think is to see. 思考就是明白。

3. Time is life. 时间就是生命。

4. One man，no man.个人力量,微不足道。

5. Study while you study, play while you play.学习时学习,娱乐时娱乐。

6. Without learning, without eyes.没有学识就是盲人。

7. All men cannot be first.不能人人都第一。

8. Nothing is impossible! 一切皆有可能！

9. Let’s do it by ourselves. 让我们自己做。

10. Remember: Keep smile on your face.记住：面带微笑。

11. A good book is a good friend. 好书如挚友。

12. A good beginning is half done.良好的开端是成功的一半。

四、求适合小学一年级的英语小故事，简短些的，带翻译？

适合小学一年级的英语小故事：

Story 1（故事一）

Little mouse(小老鼠)

It’s a sunny day. A little mouse wants to go out and play.

这是一个晴朗bai的一天。一只小老鼠想要去外面玩

But he is afraid of the cat . so he peeks and peeks.

但是它害怕猫。 所以左看看右看看

He peeks to the left and peeks to the right.

它看了左边又看右边

Suddenly, the mummy mouse shouts.

突然，老鼠妈妈叫道：

“watch out! Watch out! The cat is here , the cat is here.”

“小心！小心！ 猫在这里，猫在这里”

Story 2

Three Good FriendsOne day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can’t swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can’t help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant’s home. Then, three of them become good friends. 三个好朋友一天， 一只猴子在河边骑车。这时他看见树下有一只狮子，狮子向他跑来。他非常的害怕，掉进河里。他不会游泳，大叫起来。兔子听见了，跳进水里，但他却没有办法救猴子。幸运的是，一只大象过来了。大象非常强壮，救出了兔子和猴子。他们来到大象的家，在那里吃了一顿大餐。从此他们成了好朋友。

Story 3

Spring in the Green SeasonSpring is coming. Spring is the first season of the year. In China, spring comes in February. It is still cold, but it is getting warmer and warmer. The days get longer and longer. The leaves on the trees begin to turn green. Then they come up green leaves in the spring wind on the ground. Spring is also sowing time season.故事三春天来了，春天是每年的第一个季节。在中国，春天二月来临，那时候还是很冷，但是会运来月暖和，白昼悦来越长。树上的叶子开始变绿，沐浴着大地春风长出了嫩芽。春天也播种的季节。