英语小品台词（要短，要简单小学水平的）

一、英语小品台词（要短，要简单小学水平的）

When painting a snake feet added to the snake. Analogy superfluous things done, not only useless, but inappropriate. Fictional metaphor also the fact that something out of nothing. Tim feet to the snake that individuals, precisely because of the extra things to do before they lost to the mouth of the wine. This shows that to do anything that should be realistic, do not do those extra things.

There is a nobility of ancient Chu, festival after ancestors had to come to a pot of祭酒赏给help门客.门客discuss each other said: This壶酒we all drink is not enough to drink is more than one person. Let our respective matches on the floor painting a snake, who painted, and will drink it壶酒. There is a person who one of the first snake painting it. Bao drink flagon he is, but triumphantly flagon with his left hand, right hand and continue to draw a snake, said: I can give it added a few feet then! But he did not画完feet, and the other who has become a snake painting. The man robbed the pot past, said: The snake was not the foot, how can you give it does Tim feet! Put out of pots of wine down. Tim foot snake that to people who eventually lost to the mouth that壶酒.

二、在路上碰到两个人说钱包掉了

骗子，我刚下学的时候也遇到过，是骗取你的同情心

三、钱包丢了，我不开心...

是啊，我也不开心，真想让你开心，你开心了我也就开心了，但是我也不能为了逗你开心把我的钱包丢给你拣让开心而使我更不开心，所以还是劝你不开心的时候为了自己开心去让正在开心的别人不开心，即使不开心的你想要用别人的不开心来换取你的开心，使本来开心的大家变得不开心，我想你也不会真的开心，虽然你丢了钱包不开心，但是你却用你的开心换来了拣钱包人的开心，舍己为人是多么开心的一件事啊，所以说你现在应该很开心才对，你要是能这么想就不会不开心了！哎呀我的妈呀，总算说完了

四、五人小品剧本搞笑围绕诚实守信有担当

女神：阿呆，我钱包丢了。

：没关系，我的拿去用吧！

女神：阿呆，我手机弄丢了。

：没关系，我的手机给你用。

女神：阿呆，我好难过，这次我的男朋友一弄丢了。

：哈哈哈，幸福来得太突然了。

六个月后，小阿呆呱呱坠地了。